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ReTurd has been projected to reduce human agony and interpersonal disputes as everyone shall start to fear stool storms whenever wronging another human.
This startup does what it says. Nothing more, nothing less. Companies and individuals across the world lose several million dollars due to the falling and breaking of the wall clocks.
Timesaver allots an individual for every wall clock to save it from falling. These individuals are skilled in the art of catching. Some fear the loss of privacy of having an unknown person in your bedroom 24*7 but generally the startup has been well received, especially in earthquake-prone areas such as Japan.
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They are dedicated towards making your content creation dream come true. In this digital age Neeeeesh will be by your side even when you wish they weren’t, as they also have a motivation-as-a-sh*tty-service (MAASS) which keeps on hammering you to create content. With Neeeeesh all you will ever do is create content and that is their tagline.